ROFL! Role playing the carving of a pumpkin, right up there with “the encounter with the Gazebo.” I can see my players getting confused at such a description, thinking it’s much worse than a messy kitchen.
You suffer a critical failure in your attempt to staunch the flow of blood from your mangled digit. Roll a lore check, you realize only too late that you’ve had an encounter with the Gangrenous Gourd of Hemophilia, and you can only watch as if a distant observer as the last of your life’s blood drains away into the sink drain. Are you paying attention? Are you sleeping?!
Well Glen I’m unemployed and so I don’t have the money to buy some new source books. Though if you join the military I can see if I can you into a war with Iran.
ROFL! Role playing the carving of a pumpkin, right up there with “the encounter with the Gazebo.” I can see my players getting confused at such a description, thinking it’s much worse than a messy kitchen.
You suffer a critical failure in your attempt to staunch the flow of blood from your mangled digit. Roll a lore check, you realize only too late that you’ve had an encounter with the Gangrenous Gourd of Hemophilia, and you can only watch as if a distant observer as the last of your life’s blood drains away into the sink drain. Are you paying attention? Are you sleeping?!
Who’s the Gamemaster for the game of Real Life? I have a bone to pick with him. I don’t get the plot of the adventure I’m playing at all.
Dude, get some more interesting sourcebooks. Stuff with pirates and aliens would be nice…
Stuff with a better romantic encounters table would be nice.
Well Glen I’m unemployed and so I don’t have the money to buy some new source books. Though if you join the military I can see if I can you into a war with Iran.
pffft u guys are just playing it wrong, there’s plenty of adventure and boffing to be had.
Maybe I just got the right dice ;P
I think the problem is they’re too afraid to make an allignment violation 😉